THE TROJAN CAT

I yam aplastercat
Aplastercat
Aplastercat
I yam aplastercat
And I don't drink milk all day.

I yam aplastercat
Aplastercat
Aplastercat
I yam aplastercat
And I love to sit and stay.

(Once inside the door,
The cat's tail swings aside
And yards of pasty gauze
Step out, growling:)

We yar aplastercast
Aplastercast
Aplastercast
We yar aplastercast
And you'll all do what we say.